I normally don’t post stuff like this on here, but the El Chapo raid video is 15 minutes of some goddamn Call Of Duty insanity. Obtained by the Mexican television network Televisa, it shows the full raid, called “Operation Black Swan”, on a house in Los Mochis. Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman escaped, probably to cut off Sean Penn’s head and present it to Madonna, but his ass was captured later that day. Too bad they missed Bieber. But I assume they had enough to clean up after this. Piss probably would’ve been a little much.
Charge your controller and watch the whole thing below.
Here’s some pics of Charli XCX at a Golden Globes after party that I missed yesterday, because she could pass for Mexican and her name sounds like a raid my penis would do. It’s how I’m rationalizing this.
[ h/t The Hill ]
Charli XCX Golden Globes
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #1
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #2
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX attends The 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images for InStyle)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #3
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #4
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #5
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #6
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #7
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #8
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #9
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #10
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #11
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #12
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #13
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #14
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #15
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #16
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #17
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #18
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #19
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #20
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #21
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #22
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #23
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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Charli XCX Golden Globes #24
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 10: Singer Charli XCX arrives at the 2016 InStyle And Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
