Rumer Willis spent Memorial Day in a bikini and laughed in God’s face she let a dude take a picture of her ass. I put her in my Google Alerts to see if she had been raped, but so far so good. But let’s get something straight right now, Rumer. God is not one to be mocked. Keep flaunting your flesh and God’s wrath will come down on you for such a grave sin. Unless, Bruce Willis becomes a minister at some point. Oh, and you gotta get that tattoo removed. That’s probably why you can’t walk on that water, bitch. You are of unclean spirit.
