I don’t know if that is really Mickey Rourke’s dog, but I hope it is. [ICYDY]
Hugh Jackman’s daughter Ava would probably not fall off her bike as much if she would ride it with her eyes open. [ImNotObsessed]
The belly of the octuplet mom is like an oversized gumball machine orb. Except the gum comes out her vag, and the gum lives. [JustJared]
Ashton Kutcher dropped a baby off a balcony in Berlin. It was a fake baby, but Ashton Kutcher isn’t a real celebrity anymore, so it’s comparable. [SocialiteLife]
Mary-Kate Olsen has no soul, and these pictures fit with my argument. [PopSugar]
Who doesn’t love some good Brooklyn Decker body paint photos? Or really any body paint photos. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]
It shouldn’t surprise you Lindsay Lohan can’t drive well, she is a woman. And as long as women keep driving horribly, I’ll hammer home this tired point. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]
Someone lied to Jessica Simpson and told her the MSG show she’s singing at was sold out. [LaineyGossip]
