Jake Gyllenhaal wasted no time trying to say he’s not gay by not actually saying he’s not gay on his first guest hosting stint on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Although he acknowledged all his gay fans and dressed in drag in the first five minutes of the show, there’s no way this guy is gay. He’s so dreamy and gorgeous but he’s always hanging out with his other non-gay friends and the only female he takes pictures with is his sister. He’s so hot he doesn’t need to bother with girls. He’s such a man’s man!
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