Fans of the James Bond franchise threatened to boycott Casino Royale when Daniel Craig was announced as the new Bond and after filming began, onset reports didn’t really help. Craig got his teeth knocked out during a fight scene, complained about having “prickly heat” and then he revealed to producers that he’d be unable to drive Bond’s signature car, the Aston Martin, because he couldn’t drive a stick. Now, he has even better news – he wants Bond to be gay in the next movie. As an added bonus, he wants the scene to contain full frontal nudity. He says:
Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would have accepted it. I mean, look at (British TV series) ‘Doctor Who’ – that has had gay scenes in it and no one blinks an eye.”
Jesus, can’t James Bond just stick to beating the shit out bad guys and boning hot foreign chicks? James Bond should be taking some double agent’s panties off with his teeth, not hoping the waiter notices how hot his ass looks in his tux. Do you really need to “update” Bond by frosting his tips and giving him a manicure? Oh, not if you don’t plan on throwing in an oxygen facial, you won’t. Oh snap, work it Bond! You go girl!
Casino Royale ‘Bond Girl,’ Eva Green:
