- Lindsay Lohan is a (photoshopped) moron [Egotastic]
- Beyonce is too cheap [Hollywood Rag]
- Feeling sorry for Oprah [City Rag]
- Elizabeth Berkeley does her best Jessica Biel [Hollywood Tuna]
- Jocelyn Wildenstein is so gorgeous [Dlisted]
- Heidi Klum is about to give birth [Just Jared]
- Ben Affleck admits the whole J-Lo thing sucked [Popsugar]
- Star Jones is more hideous [A Socialite’s Life]
- Rome is burning (classic) [College Humor]
- Michael Jackson sucked at the World Music Awards [Celebitchy]
- I Guess I’m a Pretty Sick Guy (Harsh Times) [Pajiba]
- Sarah Michelle Gellar is trying hard to stay famous [the bastardly]
- Automatic parking: $80K Lexus vs. $1K Toyota Corolla [Horny Oyster]