Ashlee Simpson and Fergie were seen holding hands as they left Mr. Chow’s in London a few days ago. Normally pictures like these would be hot. One would like to imagine these two girls giggling whilst tickling the center of each other’s palms and consummating this little “friendship” of theirs at the hotel. Alas, this is impossible since both likely spent the evening discussing the best ways to hide their penises under tight clothes and reading “Tranny For Dummies” by Jessica Simpson.
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