I guess wrestling wouldn’t be so bad if wasn’t for the fact that it’s fake and slightly less homoerotic than, let’s say, gay man sex, but the marketing geniuses at the WWE made me watch RAW last night just so I could see exactly what it would look like if I caught Kevin Federline walking down the street. Well, not exactly. He does manage to get up and walk after wrestler John Cena finishes their routine they practiced. According to my version, that would be a little hard to do because of the machete and the jumper cables. A little extreme you say? What jury in the world would convict me!
The next possible hurricane in 2024.
