Hilary Duff and Joel Madden Might Die

 

In court doucments filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Hilary Duff claims that she and her boyfriend, Good Charlotte boybander, Joel Madden, are being stalked by a 19 year old homeless Russian immigrant and a 50 year old photographer.

The court documents state the man, whose first name is Max, “admitted to being ‘obsessed’ with her, has stated his intention of ‘removing’ his ‘enemies’ (i.e., those who prevent him from being with her), has stated his intention of purchasing a weapon, and has threatened to kill himself and to engage in dramatic actions to get her attention. According to the documents, Max “has stated his belief that Hilary is in love with him and that Joel Madden stands in their way. The court documents also claim David Joseph Klein, a 50-year-old celebrity photographer who is roommates with Max, is also a threat.

Even though she looks like Seabiscuit with a blonde wig, Hilary Duff does alot of humanitarian work that she refuses to release to the press, so if Drago here decided to kill her, it would be a bad thing. However, I don’t know if it’s even considered a crime if you kill Joel Madden. You could walk into the courtroom and the judge would start the standing ovation by getting up and starting to clap real slow.

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