More VMAs Crap





Of course, you knew these two idiots would be front and center. Paris would agree to get raped by a bear if she knew cameras would be there. She looks like Madonna in 1984 if Madonna had a beak and a glass eye. Due to a severe gag reflex, I’ll let you talk about Nicky’s feet.

This is Jared Leto and his “band,” 30 Seconds to Mars. I just gonna go ahead and call them gay, because I can’t think of the word that means their outfits are saying “daddy never hugged me.”

Having lived my whole life in the South, this kind of thing is still a bit of an anomaly. Frankly, looking at these pictures of Ice-T and Coco make me a little angry. Why is Coco even there? You can call me an asshole all you want, but the Bible clearly states that da game is to be sold and not to be told.

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