There’s really not much more I can say about Jessica Biel’s ass, or what I want to do to Jessica Biel’s ass, that I haven’t said or thought about a billion times already, so I’ll let IMDb tell you that The Illusionist is about “magician in turn-of-the-century Vienna who falls in love with a woman well above his social standing. When she becomes engaged to a prince, the magician uses his powers to win her back and undermine the stability of the royal house of Vienna.” So, in short, a dude is trying to overthrow the government with card tricks just for the chance get Jessica naked again. That seems more than reasonable.
Jessica at the New York premiere of The Illusionisist yesterday:
