Ashlee Simpson Wears Underwear

This is Ashlee Simpson arriving at the Hyde bar on August 2nd. The best things I can say about the pictures is at least she’s wearing underwear and thank God it’s not Paris Hilton flashing her vagina again and again. And the worst thing I can say is it’s Ashlee Simpson again. Those Simpson sized roach traps I planted around L.A. don’t seem to be working. I put some cheese and the scent of Papa Joe Simpson’s testicles in there, but Jessica and Ashlee are still roaming free. I did, however, catch Clay Aiken and Tom Cruise at one point, but I let them go. Oh well. Back to the drawing board.