Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits

As evidenced by the theme of the posts around here lately, it’s bikini season. So let’s discuss rape prevention techniques, shall we? Michelle Rodriguez has a good one. If you haven’t gotten around to taking self defense classes yet, then a good place to start is perpetually looking like you crawled out of somebody’s ass (after you kicked it, natch) and sticking your tongue on one of the two parts of your body which would appear to trap the most body odor. Your potential attacker would likely consider other options rather than going after you and you’d have time to run. But if your tongue can reach that other part of your body, that won’t really scare anyone off, even if you’re as visually unappealing as Michelle Rodriguez.