- Cindy Crawford looking not so super [Popsugar]
- Nicole Richie looking frightening, as usual [Hollywood Rag]
- Tom Cruise sends Scientologists to Wal-Mart [A Socialite’s Life]
- Lindsay Lohan and her stupid leggings on TRL [Hollywood Tuna]
- Madonna admits she’s a shitty mom … er … “mum” [D Listed]
- Celebrity cyborgs [City Rag]
- Scarlett Johansson won’t get naked [Egotastic]
- Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner are do-gooding [Just Jared]
- Britney tells Letterman she’s pregnant. Duh, Britney. [TMZ]
- Video montage of Shakira’s hip shaking [College Humor]
- “My Testicles” (Tom Hanks on SNL) [Daily Sixer]
- “Celebrity Translator“: Know what they’re really saying [Best Week Ever]
- “I’m Haunted All Right” (An American Haunting) [Pajiba]