Halle Berry is planning to have a baby by the time she’s 40 – with whoever she’s dating at the time. The Oscar winner told Oprah Winfrey,
If there’s no serious man [in my life], whoever I’m dating at the time, I’ll say, ‘Hey, would you like to have a baby?’ It looks like the only option I have left is to head for the sperm bank. I’ve been so desperately unlucky in love and that has thwarted my desire for motherhood. It’s so frustrating.”
I’m not going to lie, I like chicks who are desperate. Desperate hot chicks are even better. Like if all the drunk soristitutes on the “Girls Gone Wild” videos were naked mimes, eagerly flashing their tits to anyone who would throw a quarter at them. Since I’m a gentleman, I would throw a dollar. So I should have no problem impregnating Halle Berry. According to imdb.com, her birthday is in August so I really need to get moving on this. My penis did bring up a good point about how this would have been better if she wasn’t 40, but we both agreed that we wouldn’t be in there long enough to notice, anyway.
