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My butt can move away from the edge of my seat now that Colin Farrell’s 15 minute sex tape is online today at very NSFW DirtyColin.com.
According to DirtyColin.com, they have the exclusive sex video featuring “The New World” actor and his ex, former Playmate Nicole Narain. The website states, “Colin tried to stop us from showing you this … Well, here it is anyways” as well as proclaiming, “Alexander is truly great” and “As not seen on TV or anywhere else.” The home page features still shots of the pair as a preview of the illicit material offered.”
The only thing wrong with this video (aside from the fact that it’s not my vagina on Colin’s face) is that Nicole Narain wanted this released so she could get some major publicity. I’m not quite sure what super great gigs she thinks she’ll be offered. Her acting range won’t earn her any parts much better than a non-speaking role as “Stripper # 2” in “The Club Scene” of some crappy B movie, but hey, it’s worth a shot. She could score a part as “The Dead Whore” in a blockbuster movie. Again, it probably won’t be a speaking role, but they’ll probably make it a sad scene. When the cops find her body, one of the cops (Clay Aiken in his breakthrough movie role) realizes the dead whore is his ex-girlfriend who broke his heart when she left him to become a high class hooker. He’ll bite his fist as he hovers over her naked body and gets real choked up as he breaks into song. It’ll be very touching. Surely the world will fall in love with Nicole Narain.
** Images removed as per the request of the law firm representing Colin Farrell.
Images via DirtyColin.com.
Story source: ZAP2it
Update: You can see the (NSFW) mirror of DirtyColin.com’s home page here and see the “DirtyColin.com preview” here. Warning: Sexually explicit material awaits you in those links. And to those people who have “Juris Doctor” types of credentials (ahem, you know who you are), I have no relationship with those sites. However, if Colin Farrell thinks I deserve a good spanking, please tell him to call me. Kthx.
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