Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have paid to reserve a seat on billionaire Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic spaceship that will venture into outer space in 2010. They will join Sigourney Weaver, Moby, Robin Williams and William Shatner. A source told the Daily Star:
Angelina and Brad are fascinated by outer space. The couple will begin astronaut training in two years.”
It’s official. Angelina Jolie is the greatest lay of all time. I have done some strange things for sex before, allegedly, but I have never considered adopting a chick’s adopted kids or consented to travelling into outer space just because I got to finger bang her on the way. I mean, this is Brad Pitt. He even makes me feel confused, so obviously the man is not desperate. The downside for Brad is that pretty soon he will be adopting a baby E.T. Good thing Ripley is on board in case the baby starts pissing acid or that semen finally bursts through Moby’s stomach.
