- Damn Pimp Daddy Simpson won again [Popsugar]
- 50 Cent interviewing for a wife [Hollywood Rag]
- Jake Gyllenhaal’s new Boo Radley [Just Jared]
- Tom Cruise tops Hollywood money list (oh, barf.) [A Socialite’s Life]
- Angelina’s methods of hiding her “bump” [Perez Hilton]
- Kate Moss is a fugitive [Egotastic]
- The Jordan workout DVD is not porn [Hollywood Tuna]
- How to survive federal prison [City Rag]
- Spederline flee to Vegas [Pink Is The New Blog]
- Kevin Federline denies marriage problems (tool.) [Hollywood Rag]
- Jordan doing what Jordan does best (nsfw boobies) [D Listed]
- Donald Trump’s super sperm shocks even him [Jossip]
- J-Lo’s fugly husband is jealous [Celeb News Wire]
- “Almost as Much Fun as 90 Minutes of Projectile Vomiting!” [Pajiba]
Okay. I was sick yesterday (hence no updates), but I finally got some of your Photoshop creations loaded on their very own page today. Thanks very much to those of you who have sent them in, and please keep ’em coming!