Christina Aguilera is Honeymooning

Christina Aguilera and her new husband, Jordan Bratman are spending some honeymoon time in Bali. Here they are taking a little kayaking trip. It appears as though they only got about ten feet off shore before the words “this sucks” were heard and drinking and passing out ensued. At least that’s the way I’ve chosen to interpret these pictures. When I think “honeymoon” I think the only exercise I want to be getting is from walking to and from the beach, tipping the room service delivery person and having marathon sessions of sex. No, not with the room service delivery person. Well, maybe. If she looks like Angelina Jolie or Heidi Klum, “Look honey, I found our third!”