Vivica A. Fox scares me

Here is Vivica A. Fox at the 2005 Black Movie Awards and the best word to describe what she’s paid someone to do to her face is ‘frightening’. This is scary enough to have been one of the top selling masks this year for Halloween and it’s too bad nobody thought of it sooner. It’s really not too late though. Just go ahead and print out that first picture, tie on some elastic, gouge out her eyeballs and you’ll have yourself a Vivica mask. See, I’m almost as mean and crafty as Martha Stewart.