When I was a little girl I’d put on my mom’s bra and fill the cups with water balloons. Then I’d put on a pair of her high heels and strut around the house bouncing my big water boobies until they’d pop. That prepared me for my many wins in various wet t-shirt contests throughout the years. Mom’s super proud. Anyway, my point is, the more Hilary tries to make herself look tall and grown up, the more it seems to have the opposite effect. Those ridiculous orthopedic looking strappy platform shoes she’s wearing make her haven’t seen the sun in five years legs look even shorter. Well, it’s that and the fact that next to Hilary, that chihuahua looks huge and a little intimidating.
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