Bruce Willis is about to get laid. A lot.

Bruce Willis will help pick Italy’s most beautiful woman when he heads the jury of the “Miss Italia” pageant later this month. Sophia Loren, Marcello Mastroianni, and Catherine Deneuve, have headed previous juries for the pageant, which takes place each year in the northern spa town of Salsomaggiore Terme.

“Each year we look for a big name that is attractive to the public and pleasant for the girls,” said a source on Wednesday.

I was totally gonna go be a judge here, but Italian authorities declared my sexy abs to be a fire hazard and wouldn’t let me near their precious antiquities. Which is just as well, cause a lot of Italian women look like Monica Bellucci, and who would want a piece of that. Yuck.

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