Please believe me when I tell you that I had no intention of posting any more Tara Reid pictures, but she appears to have put on 40 pounds overnight. The boys at NASA think it might be all the semen, and all the early data leads me to believe they’re right. And also our ‘no more Tara Reid’ policy didn’t anticipate her wearing those boots. According to those boots, she should have a seagull on her head, although I can’t explain why exactly. It’s pretty technical. Rest assured that if you wear boots like this and you’re not Japanese and pigtailed and 10, I will make fun of you. I’ll also probably throw a rock at you. So if you’re wearing those boots and you suddenly feel a pop and then notice your ear is bleeding, hey, look, over here! It’s me! From that website! Hi!
When might Tony develop?
