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I like George Clooney, but I gotta be honest with you, I’ve never gotten the whole April Fools Day practical joke thing. I’m not gonna devote two weeks of my life to plotting, planning and scheming for one joke when I can just stand here and say ten things just as funny and then move on. I got a life to lead, I’m not doin all that. But Clooney has had sex with Krista Allen and I haven’t, so who’s laughing now. Bastard.