Photo: Fox Searchlight Pictures
By now you’ve probably heard all about The Shape of Water, the bizarre fantasy film by Guillermo del Toro, that has reeled in 13 Oscars. That’s right, 13. But just as a reminder, the film focus on an affair between a mute woman and some sort of fish guy. But I know what you’re all thinking: how does this fish and this woman get it on and what does his penis look like, right? Of course you were. But don’t worry, because thanks to a dildo maker we now know.
The film actually mentions the fish guy’s downstairs and sex, as Elisa, portrayed by Sally Hawkins, folds her hands and then unfolds them like a book. Now we will let your imagination fill in the rest. For now, we can all thank Tumblr user XenoCatArtifacts, who makes monster-inspired sex toys for some reason, for introducing us to fish guy’s penis.
Have a look!
God, why?
This monster dong is called the “Jewel of the Amazon,” and it’s made out of silicone. And guess what else? It glows under UV light. Even more bizarre? This thing is actually sold out!
But not to worry, because according to the owner of XenoCat, a batch of 20 fish guy dicks will be available before the Oscars.
While this is all pretty strange, let’s not forget that way back in 2011 everyone was all about Michael Fassbender’s penis when Shame was released. The entire movie took a backseat to his penis — so much so that that was all people could talk about. So it looks like this is just another case of a penis stealing the spotlight.
h/t Gizmodo
