Photo: Sacramento County Sheriff’s Office
We call it as we see it, and by the looks of things, 24-year-old Valerie Curbelo is not a nice person.
According to HuffPost, Curbelo was onboard a Southwest flight from Portland, Oregon to Sacramento, California Saturday afternoon, and she decided to burn a heater, a terrible decision that eventually led to her screaming that she was going to kill every passenger on the plane.
That’s right, kids. Despite every warning from the Southwest flight attendants that tampering with a lavatory smoke detector and smoking onboard are both federal offenses, Curbelo felt the need to light one up. She was obviously busted in the act, and that’s when she really went for a hat trick of felonies by yelling that she was going to murder everybody.
“I swear, if you don’t fucking land, I will fucking kill everybody on this fucking plane!” Curbelo can be heard yelling.
Absolute Turd Of A Human Being Gets Caught Smoking On Plane, Threatens To Kill All Passengers
The trio of felonies forced an emergency landing, and authorities ushered Curbelo to a nearby jail shortly after the plane landed. She did give an interview from the jail in which she had admitted to smoking because of her “anxiety,” but she had no explanation for the death threat, saying, “I don’t know. It was not me. It was not me.”
Well, unfortunately for Curbelo, the above video shows that it was indeed her.
