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“There’s a young man who could stop or referee the fight, but he decides to give zero fucks.”
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Outside of two MILFs rubbing their naughty parts against each other, it doesn’t get any better than Ozzy Man Reviews in terms of online entertainment. Whether it’s a review of the latest episode of Game of Thrones or taking us through one of the craziest moments in Irish racing history, 60 percent of the time, this fucking guy gets the job done every time.
That doesn’t make any sense, nor does the fact that these two old dudes were recently throwing down outside of a nursing home. I mean, if we can’t all get along at that age, then what hope does this world have? Either that, or maybe Beatrice inside is serving up some of the best knob jobs east of the Mississippi to the point of where it’s worth throwing up your dukes to make sure no other chap is having a go with her.
Whatever the case may be, I think we can all agree that the fight is even better with Ozzy Man Reviews all over it. Just put your headphones on so you’ll still have a job tomorrow.
“They have forgotten why they are fighting, one of them thinks he owes him money from 1972…and that triggers the fight again!”
There has got to be a way to get this guy to do Thursday Night Football, right? I mean if he was on there, maybe the game finally wouldn’t be the heaping pile of horse shit we’re used to getting served up every Thursday…