Bills Fan Sets Himself On Fire After Jumping Onto Flaming Table

October 23, 2017

Screenshot: twitter/LacesOutShow

It’s been nearly a quarter century since the Buffalo Bills have been to a Super Bowl. Most NFL fans probably couldn’t name a single player on their team not named the quarterback. The weather typically also resembles Siberia. So how do fans stay upbeat?

They drink. A lot.

It’s all fun and games until someone lights a table on fire and then jumps on it … on purpose.

Thus is what happened on Sunday.

Bills Mafia was ON FIRE today (get it?) pic.twitter.com/ElmeknQKeY

— Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) October 22, 2017

Yes, the ‘Bills Mafia’ was on fire. We get it.

At least the bro knew to stop, drop and roll. And you have to love the quick reaction from his bros to sacrifice their beer in order to protect him from first degree burns.

The guy needed a new jersey anyway. No. 14 Sammy Watkins now plays for the Rams.

The best part about this newest Bills tailgating video? It’s not the first time they’ve been caught behaving badly. Not even close.

Someone threw a sex toy onto the field last year.

These Bills fans were caught on camera having sex in between cars in the parking lot two years ago.

Weird and illegal is their thing.

The moral here? Root for a team in a warm city that likes to win ball games. Or just don’t drink to the point you want to jump on a burning table.

And here’s another idiot: Steven Seagal Shared His Views On The NFL Protests And Immediately Got Roasted

Josh Helmuth is the editor of Crave Sports and a contributor to Mandatory.

Josh is originally from the small berg of Arthur, Ill, proudly the Amish capital of the state. It also has one hell of a pumpkin patch.

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