Alphabet Cereal Bowl. Photo: skodonnell (Getty).
There is a lot of injustice in the world. There are also plenty of folks who don’t really know what that means, so they complain about little things on the internet using everyone’s favorite platform — memes! Since no one can stand hearing an argument go unopposed, most of the time memes that are against something or cast a certain behavior in a negative light have their fair share of detractors (also in meme form, of course).
Last time, we pitted pineapple pizza lovers against the memes that despise them. They put up valiant effort, but in the end, the detractors won the day. Today’s battle is even more one-sided, so we had to call in backup. While the approval rating of those who put milk in the bowl before their cereal is abysmal, the very same people who consider it a travesty rarely remember to check their fridges until after pouring themselves a heaping mound of breakfast. We’ll call that a win in the “milk before cereal” column any day. But…is it enough?
Meme VS. Meme: Cereal Or Milk First?
The jury is in: you should never be standing in front of a bowl of milk with nothing else in it unless you’ve already eaten your cereal. But the fact that nearly everyone can relate to forgetting the milk entirely shows that we all make mistakes. We’ll call it a wash…until next time.
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Meme VS. Meme: Cereal Or Milk First?
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As American As Civil War
That's not a great argument for or against, so we're off to a great start.
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Gauntlet Thrown
Boromir speaks for all of the internet...mostly.
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Thirsty Like The Wolf?
You have to admit, you peed a little at the thought of not pouring your milk first.
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Breakup Worthy
A land of milk and honeys doesn't always prosper.
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The Right Way...
...to get put in your place.
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The TP Defense
Pour yourself a hefty bowl of STFU.
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That's Just Sad
If it weren't coming from "Confession Bear," this might meme something.
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Bow(l) Your Head In Shame
Don't worry, you're young. You can always start over.
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'Danger' Is My Middle Name
The "bad boy" angle is a sure sign of desperation.
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A Cera-ious Problem
Udderly ridiculous.
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Milking It
For real, no one is buying into this tough guy routine.
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I Call Bowl Sh*t
Didn't you learn anything from the kid in Slide 8?
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Way To Go, Sparty-Pants
Aren't there, like, 299 men behind you who you could ask to borrow some milk?
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Cereal Offender
At least we know why he's in jail.
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Hindsight Is Funny/Funny
Eye'll have to agree with you there.
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Cover Up
What are they hiding under all that milk?
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Dust In The Wind
Clearly, not even powdered milk can save him now.
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Hoisted By One's Own Picard
Still, who died and made you captain of the breakfast table?
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Can't We All Just Get Along?
Where there's a bowl, there's a way.
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Deliciously Facetious
Well now you're just being d**ks.
