This Butt-Eating Display At A Concert Is Obviously NSFW

October 6, 2017

Screenshot: Twitter

Again, we shouldn’t have to warn you if you’ve made it this far that the video below is NSFW, but hey, ‘Merica.

Fans of shitty music descended upon Thornville, Ohio last weekend for the Lost Lands Festival. Meanwhile, several fans of shit let some random concertgoer sit on their faces for a few impromptu ass-eating sessions.

Lost in the sauce @lost_lands #LOSTLANDS Hungry? Just eat some ass @Excision @downlinkmusic @snailmusic pic.twitter.com/6mMAFHgSwe

— George (@RJ_Scott) October 4, 2017

Look, I’m a “carpe diem” guy myself, but goddamn, guys. You’re going to need more than just your hand to clean off your faces, and by the looks of things, you might need to break into a second bar of Zest before going back out in public.

Also, based on the location of the concert, the quality of music coming from the stage, the collection of people listening to that music and the fact that it’s been hot and humid in the Thornville area recently, we’re going to say that there is zero chance that those guys chowed down on something that was delicious.

h/t Barstool Sports

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