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Just making sure you don’t get crushed by a Toyota Corolla or city bus seems like it’s quite the task in whatever they call this town, so I imagine that keeping an eye out for a wild bull running loose in the streets is something that is rather low on most pedestrians’ lists of things to anticipate taking you out in a crosswalk.
But after watching this poor lady get absolutely smoked and possibly gored by a batshit crazy beast, it seems as though the locals might want to think about moving it up quite a bit higher on their lists.
Good lord. I mean, what did she do to deserve that? It’s not like she was walking around in all red with a choice Double-Double from In-N-Out. At least at that point, we’d understand that the bull was infuriated about the fact that she was devouring his brother.
No word on the woman’s condition, but let’s hope that she was eventually able to rise to her feet, walk home and then swallow every last drop of tequila remaining in her liquor cabinet.
h/t Barstool Sports
