Latest Twitter Theory Suggests Tom Cruise Used A Stunt Butt In ‘Valkyrie’

By Cory Dudak

Photo: Michael Loccisano/FilmMagic (Getty).

People’s random theories on the internet can be a lot of fun. Sometimes they’re actually informative like the guy who suggested he could pinpoint exactly where The Simpsons went wrong, while others border on creepy but potentially fake. Heck, there was even one so outlandish it tried connecting the rise of fidget spinners to Rick & Morty.

The latest is equally outlandish, but certainly based in reality. However, since we laughed so hard reading it, we won’t bother to explain beforehand. Instead, we’ll leave it to Twitter user swizz keats to present his case:

Tom Cruise Used Stunt Butt In Valkyrie According To Twitter Theory

The fact that his handle is @iluvbutts247 only adds credibility to his claim, but of course he was quick to clarify that this was all one bulbous, gloriously executed joke:

Still, all of this isn’t to say he wasn’t open to second opinions:

Obviously, fellow Twitter users were quick to divulge their hot takes, too. So hot:

And finally, the true money shot revealed:

Welp, that’s enough for us to make an informed decision. We find the defendant: GUILTY

Photo: Frinkiac

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Cory Dudak
Cory Dudak

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).

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