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I’m just going to throw this out there, but if you ever decide to cut off your own penis, let’s hope that you’re on drugs. I mean, doing that shit while you’re sober would really be embarrassing.
According to the Daily Mail, some dude “high on acid or synthetic drugs” cut off his own penis Monday afternoon and then started running through a Chicago neighborhood while yelling at residents during an episode that would probably best be classified as “disturbing.”
Thankfully, there was a large metal gate separating the man and his “bloody crotch” from concerned citizens while he screamed and hurled obscenities their way. Police arrived on the scene a short while later, but as a female officer got out of the vehicle, the peckerless dude began charging at her while yelling, “Get out of here, bitch!”
So yeah, she tased him.
But while the tasing episode was enough to bring the dude down to the ground, that didn’t stop him from shouting at and threatening the officers while he was down there, prompting the guy recording the entire thing from behind the gate to yell, “Shoot his ass! Shoot that motherfucker! Hey, hey. Shoot his ass! This is a time where you shoot people!”
That didn’t happen, but more police officers finally arrived to help take the man into custody, something that happened only after another officer was forced to tase him again.
Tough start to the week, bro.
