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They say that Blair Robertson is an author and a psychic, but based on what happened to him during a recent trip to Canada, continuing to refer to him as a psychic might be a tad inaccurate.
That’s because as Robertson was sitting inside Silks Country Kitchen in Virgil, Ontario on May 30, he failed to foresee a car that was about to drive through the restaurant and pin him against the wall. What happened next? Well, take a wild guess.
Would You Give Your Money To A Psychic Who Couldn’t Envision A Car Driving Into Him?
“I didn’t foresee it happening,” Robertson joked afterward. But nobody was joking during the immediate aftermath of an 85-year-old female driver forgetting where the brakes are.
“My leg was in the shape of an ‘L.’ My left foot was on its side and I have no idea how it wasn’t snapped off,” Robertson said. “There must have been angels there.”
Police said that despite the fact that she drove her car through a fucking restaurant, the woman behind the wheel was not hammered. It only took the restaurant a few hours to clean up the broken glass and debris before they were back to selling top notch wiener schnitzel.
h/t Barstool Sports
