Photo: Twitter
Okay, so he didn’t exactly walk on water …
He did something better. He sat on it.
Whoever this man is below, he’s now famous, a Twitter ‘God’ if you will, after accomplishing the most ridiculous stunt in the history of water parks.
Just watch him shoot out of this water slide before perfectly executing a stunt I’m calling the Psalm Cruise.
Even the little kids don’t know how to react.
Man Becomes Water Park God After Walking On Water
Slidin’ (literally) in the DM’s like….. pic.twitter.com/1XGXS1PZ1C
— Morgan Evick (@MorganEvick) June 4, 2017
Of course, the immediate Twitter reactions were amazing, as per usual
— Timothy Gowans (@iamgowans) June 5, 2017
Someone smarter than me explain the physics of this. How did this happen? Was it God? https://t.co/ko4V9FjfCx
— Greek Salad (@JoeBalTho) June 5, 2017
— (@_aairehS) June 5, 2017
When you dont know how to swim but you still tryna chill https://t.co/KB35KJIjuh
— lightskin leo (@CognacOverLife) June 5, 2017
Alright bro, it’s June 6 and you already win summer. Congrats.
Not as successful: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water, Gets Eaten By Crocodiles
Josh Helmuth is a contributor for Mandatory and the editor of Crave Sports.
