And Here’s A Russian Couple Humping At 45 MPH

June 5, 2017

Photo: Screenshot

There are so many things these days that can lead to what transportation experts have deemed “distracted driving.” Texting your mistress, eating, drinking, putting on makeup, changing the radio station, binge-watching your favorite Netflix original show, talking to other passengers, changing the destination in your GPS and reading through some work documents are just several examples that quickly come to mind.

Oh yeah, and getting your fuck on:

And Here’s A Russian Couple Humping At 45 MPH

That daredevil footage comes to us courtesy of a couple who was bumping uglies while doing 45 mph on a highway in Moscow. Personally, I’m jealous. Well, unless he and his boo lost control of the vehicle a few minutes later and wrapped it around a tree.

Also, I think it’s safe to assume that this guy didn’t pull out. Or if he did, let’s pray to Christ that he wasn’t behind the wheel of a rental car because any experienced traveler will tell you that rentals receive a decent cleaning about as often as my grandpa gets a hand job these days.

h/t Barstool Sports

This is pretty much the exact opposite of intercourse behind the wheel: Watch This Hero Jump Into A Moving Car To Save A Driver Who Was Having A Seizure

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.