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How bored are guys in China? Seriously, is it not considered sex unless you’re jamming your dick through a wedding ring or shoving live fish up your ass?
Case in point is this 49-year-old idiot who passed on watching a clip of two American girls who hate their fathers scissor each other on their teacher’s desk and instead jammed an eel up his ass.
Let’s see how that turned out (NSFW)
Naturally, the guy had a “good” excuse for letting an eel swim through his balloon knot, and that of course was that he was super constipated, and he thought the best way to get his poop on was to let this thing swim its way through his intestines.
We’re not sure if the doctors at the hospital in Guangzhou bought his story, but they did say that eel broke through the man’s intestines and damn near killed him. They also said the eel died shortly after they removed it from the kinky fucker’s abdomen, but thankfully, the guy will make a full recovery.
Maybe just a trip to Taco Bell the next time you’re constipated for real, buddy.
h/t BroBible
