Not Sure If Your Wedding Minister Barfing During Your Vows Is A Good Thing

They say that rain on your wedding day means you’re going to have a long and healthy marriage. Surprisingly, it’s also good luck for the newlyweds if everybody in attendance throws their shoes at them after they officially tie the knot. And hey, if your altar is infested with spiders, let them do their thing because that is also considered to be good luck.

Conversely, if you drop your wedding ring during your ceremony, it more than likely means you’re going to die, which is something I think we can all agree on falls under the bad luck category. It’s also not a good idea to get married to somebody whose last name begins with the same letter as yours, have your ceremony in May or sleep with your bride’s sister the night before the wedding.

As far as your wedding officiant puking while you tell your partner that you are not only his or her biggest advocate but also his or her best friend? What the hell, we’ll go ahead and throw 12 bucks down on these newlyweds being one of the happiest married couples of all time. I mean, if you can make it through this without missing a beat, then the rest of your lives together should be a piece of cake.

Not Sure If Your Wedding Minister Barfing During Your Vows Is A Good Thing

h/t TMZ

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