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If you haven’t heard about the “doctor” who was dragged off of a United Airlines flight Sunday night, well, welcome back from your coma. But the fact remains that footage of Dr. David Dao getting forcefully removed from the overbooked flight so several employees could get to Louisville instead is still the hottest video making the rounds, and it’s now Wednesday.
Thankfully, a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor put together a clip of six moves that will help you defend yourself from these hoodlums should you find yourself in the same position as a 69-year-old man unwilling to give up the seat that he paid for. Or hell, if you’re shopping for a sweet deal on paper towels at Dollar General and suddenly find yourself getting dragged across the floor by a madman, these top-notch defense mechanisms will also do the trick.
Helicopter armbar all day, baby.
Jiu-Jitsu Instructor Makes Hysterical Instruction Video To Help Defend Yourself If You’re Getting Dragged Off A United Flight
“Last but not least, if you have a change of heart during your drag defense and you actually want to give your seat to the United employee, simply put them to sleep, tuck them in and get off the plane before they wake up.”
Funny, but what is one thing that there is no chance in hell of ever happening on a future United flight for $600, Alex?
h/t Barstool Sports
