I always envisioned that if I was going to rob a bank, my getaway car would be any one of the cars Nic Cage and company stole in Gone In 60 Seconds. Then again, I don’t rob banks.
Well, this guy did. Actually, it was a credit union. And while that alone doesn’t make the story newsworthy, the fact that his getaway vehicle was a bicycle sure as shit does.
According to UPI, the dude made a run for it on his bike but ran into trouble because a bunch of his loot fell out of his pockets onto the wet pavement below. No worries, though. He just calmly stopped, got off his bike and slowly collected the majority of what had fallen out before continuing on his merry way.
Guy Robs Credit Union And Then Drops A Bunch A Drop Of Cash While On His Getaway Bicycle
Almost as surprising as this dude’s choice of getaway vehicle is that the cops have yet to find him. The Springettsbury Township Police Department shared that video on their Facebook page, and they are now looking for the public’s help in finding the guy responsible for the April 6 heist.
The one thing they do about him is that his balls are enormous.
