Australian Cop Leaves His Own Press Conference To Arrest Drunk Dude With A Potty Mouth

I believe it was Dean Wormer in “Animal House” who once told Kent Dorfman that “fat, drunk and stupid” was no way to go through life, and I’d like to believe that those words still hold true almost 40 years later.

Now, whether or not this Albury policeman said that to this guy is anybody’s guess.

According to the Daily Mail, Detective Inspector Winston Woodward was in the middle of a press conference Monday morning when a drunk dude walking with a beer in his hand decided to walk up behind him and yell “bullshit!”

Let’s see how that turned out:

Detective Woodward cut off his own presser mid-sentence to apprehend the lush but not before making him pour out what was left in the bottle, which obviously wasn’t much. He then grabbed him and walked him inside the cop shop, where he issued the man a $500 fine for swearing in public.

$500 for swearing in public? Good lord! Somebody needs to tell Quentin Tarantino to stay out of Australia or else he’ll go bankrupt.

Now this is an interruption we’d like to see more often: Woman Interrupts Live News Report By Flashing Her Magnificent Breasts