So yeah, I’m going to go ahead and write my name on my bottle so I make sure I’m drinking out of the right one. People have come up with some rather interesting ways to get energized before, but a disturbing new trend in which people do handstands and then get Mountain Dew poured into their assholes might take the cake. It’s called “booty chugging,” and some of the dipshits who have tried it swear that it’s the best new way to get high because when you ingest the 55mg of caffeine through your balloon knot instead of down your throat, it hits the blood stream immediately and can cause an “immediate jolt of energy.”
Well, the idea of watering down her Hershey Highway with Mountain Dew recently sounded good to one fucktard, who thankfully doubled up on her dumb decisions by having somebody film her doing it, so now generations of sane human beings will be able to watch just how stupid filling your butt with soda really is.
And that, kids, is why your cousin Tina lost her job at Hardee’s.
h/t MediaTakeOut
