Every Adult Human Being Should Be Able To Experience An Orgasm Like These Fish Are Having At Least Once

March 30, 2017

Photo: Twitter

At first glance, it might look as though these two fish accidentally swam into some kind of electric trap or were getting tased by some overzealous fish cop for loitering or some shit. Hell, I initially thought that I was watching a clip of two small fish having a seizure simultaneously for a few seconds before I looked at the short two-word description that beautifully summed up the fact that what I was looking at was pretty much the exact opposite.

That’s right, kids. Here are two fish having an orgasm. Enjoy.

Fish orgasm pic.twitter.com/cmuyWRJL0P

— Dave (@nochiefs) March 30, 2017

I swear to Christ that I once saw two girls doing the exact same thing at an Oakenfold show in Brussels, but it probably had more to do with the combination of drugs they were on than the feeling they got in their pants just from listening to his sick beats.

Regardless, the overwhelming feeling I’m left with after watching that clip over and over again is one of jealousy that stems from the fact that I’ve never had an orgasm like that, and I’m 99.9 percent sure I’ve never been responsible for something that intense in regards to the ladies getting theirs.

h/t Barstool Sports

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