Photo: LiveLeak
They say that magic is “the power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces,” or if it’s used as an informal adjective, then it can also mean “wonderful or exciting.”
Well, the video below is neither wonderful nor exciting, and it sure as shit wasn’t the result of mysterious or supernatural forces. Quite simply, the poor dog in the video either ingested some kind of rope or string or chowed down on some locks of hair from one of the ladies of the house.
The result? You guessed it: A rope of mostly solid dog poop that got stuck inside the poor pooch and needed to be pulled out of his ass by his owner, who naturally made sure his son recorded the “magic trick” that was about to ensue. Call us crazy, but we think it’s about as magical as pictures of Marlon Brando in his later years with his shirt off.
If you don’t feel like eating lunch today, go ahead and give the clip a watch or two. But if the American Classic from Jersey Mike’s Subs is sitting on your desk in front of you, then you might want to wait until you’re finished.
Yeah, if that’s magic, then it’s safe to say that the kid who recorded this will have “magician” pretty low on his list of things he wants to be when he gets older.
h/t LiveLeak
