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Washington’s Markieff Morris put his nuts on the line last night. Not literally, of course, as that would have been a violation.
At least now we know for sure that those stones are actually boulders, and that’s because after sinking two clutch free throws late in Washington’s 112-108 victory over Golden State Tuesday night, Morris was asked about what he was thinking about while he was at the line.
His answer? You guessed it: His big nuts.
Markieff Morris on his clutch FTs: “My wife tells me all the time I’ve got big nuts. I put my nuts on the line tonight.” #Wizards pic.twitter.com/U84IEvIiVs
— Locked On Wizards (@lockedonwizards) March 1, 2017
“My wife tells me all the time I’ve got big nuts,” Morris said. “I put my nuts on the line tonight.”
Well, Markieff’s giggleberries must be bigger this year than ever before because he’s shooting a career best 82.3 percent from the charity stripe. Also, shoutout to his wife Thereza for dishing out positive vibes in the Morris household and complimenting her man on his gigantic grapes instead of doing something like, oh I don’t know, shooting him in said grapes because she thought he was cheating on her.
