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There’s a good reason why DeMarcus wasn’t there to finish the pick and roll this time around.
Odds are you missed the recent game between the New Orleans Pelicans and Sacramento Kings because it was the New Orleans Pelicans taking on the Sacramento Kings. Hell for some of you, this is the first that you’re hearing about New Orleans having an NBA franchise again.
Well, they do, and they figuratively suck balls, which I guess is better than literally grabbing the ones attached to another man. Right, Buddy Hield?
And Here We Have Buddy Hield Grabbing DeMarcus Cousins In His Crotch
Hield was slapped with a flagrant 2 and ejected from the game, and afterward, he had the balls (pun intended) to say that Cousins “sold it” and that the replay in slow-motion made it look worse than it was.
So there you have it, kids. Pelicans guard Buddy Hield is a real dick (pun intended again). I mean, who grabs any part of another man’s grapes or yogurt slinger and then throws him under the bus after the game? Plus, throw in the fact that Cousins walks around in size 16s, and the chances that Hield grabbed something have to be nothing short of 100 percent.
The Kings ended up winning the game 105-99, which is something you probably couldn’t give two shits about unless you had some scratch in the game, which may or may not be the reason why the guy who wrote this story was actually watching it.
h/t ESPN
