Wow. Can we not just walk into a “restaurant” and order a half-gallon of soda and a burger made out of ammonium hydroxide, say thanks and then get back in our mom’s car these days?
Look, there are plenty of reasons why you shouldn’t climb the wall or casing surrounding the fountain drink station at any fast food joint.
For starters, my guess is that the top of that thing gets cleaned about as often as my 91-year-old grandpa gets an erection. Seriously, an accidental cut on your hand if you catch the corner could be your ticket to a life with hepatitis. Second, I would like to believe that most customers, including myself, would love to get a cup of Coke Zero without any crumb of dog shit or tar that might have fallen off your shoe and into the ice dispenser.
And finally, it looks as those things are made from something that is a cross between cardboard and condensed sawdust, so odds are it’s not going to be able to hold your fat ass if you’re even able to make it to the top of it without it breaking into a thousand pieces.
Let’s see if this guy can prove us wrong.
Nope. Hepatitis it is.
h/t Barstool Sports
