Last week we gave you a rapid-fire list at the five best movies of last year, and now it’s time to take a sad look back at five worst movies of 2016!
That’s right, they can’t all be winners, but some bad films hurt worse than others. On this week’s speedy episode of Rapid Reviews, our illustrious film critic William Bibbiani present his picks for the five films that flew in the face of good taste and deserved a proper swatting.
Which films are worthy of all this ire? You can find out by reading William Bibbiani’s original list of the worst movies of 2016 or you can watch the latest Rapid Reviews, which features a film that hadn’t screened before he published his original list, but wound up in the #2 spot as soon as he left the theater!
Take a gander and come back next Friday for another all-new, all-expedient episode of Rapid Reviews, with a look at one of the first exciting releases of 2017!
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William Bibbiani (everyone calls him ‘Bibbs’) is Crave’s film content editor and critic. You can hear him every week on The B-Movies Podcast and Canceled Too Soon, and watch him on the weekly YouTube series Most Craved, Rapid Reviews and What the Flick. Follow his rantings on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani.
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Rapid Reviews | 'Ghostbusters' (2016)
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Rapid Reviews | 'The Secret Life of Pets'
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Rapid Reviews | Now You See Me 2
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Rapid Reviews | Alice Through The Looking Glass
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Rapid Reviews | X-Men: Apocalypse
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Rapid Reviews | Money Monster
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Rapid Reviews | Every Marvel Movie
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Rapid Reviews | Captain America: Civil War
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Rapid Reviews | The Jungle Book
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Rapid Reviews | Star Wars: The Force Awakens Blu-ray
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