Ever Wonder What Disney Princesses Would Look Like As Potatoes?

January 5, 2017

Photo: Disney / Pixar

We’re going to be quite honest with you here: this is the single greatest concept in history. In fact, once you see what this brilliant artist has done by reimagining the most famous Disney princesses as potatoes, you’re going to wonder where this idea has been all your life. (Sidenote: we’re referencing The Simpsons quotes at every opportunity now. It was our New Year’s resolution. Just check out this week’s GIFs of the week if you don’t believe us.)

Now, we don’t want to oversell it, as we are currently living in an age of hyperbole where everything is either the greatest in existence or the worst ever. However, after scanning through the first couple potato renditions of your favorite childhood heroines, you’ll clearly see they all hit their mark (well, at least at first). You’d be hard-pressed not to immediately see what the artist is going for here at the very least. A minimalist approach? Perhaps, but does that make it any less genius? We think not.

This Is What Disney Princesses Would Look Like As Potatoes

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Disney Princesses As Potatoes

Jasmine from Aladdin

Hold your breath -- it gets better.
Elsa from Frozen

She's no hot potato.
Belle from Beauty and the Beast

Tater old as time...
Cinderella from Cinderella

If the shoe fits.
Ariel from The Little Mermaid

Now that's aqua-lity mash-up.
Pocahontas from Pocahontas

Was this the movie with all the peel-grims in it?
Alice from Alice in Wonderland

Off with his head? But he'd be deca-potatoed!
Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

A spudding image.
Rapunzel from Tangled

OK, that's not even the right color hair. This is less than apeeling.
Tiana from The Princess and the Frog

Clearly, whoever was putting these together was pretty fried by this point.
Merida from Brave

I think they got their Scottish and Irish mixed up.
Leia from Star Wars

This concept has officially been uprooted. That is the USS Enterprise from Star Trek for crying out loud!
Aurora from Sleeping Beauty

Time to put these ridiculous potato puns to bed.

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).