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By the time you get married, you should have everything out of your system when it comes to humping other guys or girls.
Or if taking pictures of yourself giving head to a dude is your thing, that’s cool. Just make sure you get it out of the way before you jump into a relationship with the man you’re going to spend the rest of your life with, and you’re probably also going to want to make sure nobody else has those pictures but you.
The reason for that, you see, is if the guy who snapped the picture of his thing in your mouth is still in possession of that photo and feels like you screwed him over when you moved on to another dude, well, it’s only a matter of time before he makes a shit ton of copies of said photo and distributes them to your friends, family or coworkers.
And sometimes, just sometimes, he’ll do that at your wedding. And when he does, something like the groom thinking it’s one of his groomsmen in the picture will happen, and then this will be the end result. Take a look thanks to this Twitter.
Nah nah but loook!!! pic.twitter.com/DFwn5hreV1
— King Savage (@Ydot_K) December 22, 2016
And here’s another look:
His is MAAAAAAD!! pic.twitter.com/HVm9xpJ7mL
— King Savage (@Ydot_K) December 22, 2016
Here’s our advice: Don’t take pictures of yourself giving blow jobs. You’re welcome.
h/t COED
